Who Says Mr. Blackwell Is Heartless?

Fashion Critic Mr. Blackwell has put Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham at the top of his 48th annual worst-dressed list. "Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em," he said in a statement.

1. Victoria Beckham
2. Amy Winehouse - "Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she's part 50's carhop horror."
3. Mary-Kate Olsen - "She resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane."
4. Fergie
5. Kelly Clarkson
6. Eva Green
7. Avril Lavigne
8. Jessica Simpson
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Alison Arngrim

... Missing from the list was Britney Spears, who has made it many times before. "I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her," Blackwell said.