Tuesday, February 26, 2008

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029......

• Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions.

• Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

• Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

• George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

• Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

• 85-year, $75 billion study reveals diet and exercise are the keys to weight loss.

• Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

• Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

• New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

• IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

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