Grown men who are not cowboys should not wear cowboy boots.
Socks with birkenstocks in public is never acceptable.
There is no U in the word MORNING unless you are sad.
Eliminate 20 government jobs and no one will care. Eliminate 20 trees and the entire city will cry foul.
Radio jocks who were born after 1980 should ask before attempting to pronounce the names of classic artists like Warren Zevon.
TV news anchors should ask for phonetic spelling on their cue cards so that they never pronounce Antigo An-TEE-go.
And it is not a good idea to walk around the hot tub in the dark to remove the cover wearing one's favorite slippers - especially when one has dogs. Ever.
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